Old Farmer’s Advice: -Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong

 

Old Farmer’s Advice:

-Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong

-Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
-Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
-A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
-Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.
-Meanness don’t just happen overnight.
-Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
-Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
-You cannot unsay a cruel word.
-Every path has a few puddles.
-When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
-The best sermons are lived, not preached.
-Most of the stuff people worry about, ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
-Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
-Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
-Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
-Don’t interfere with something’ that ain’t bothering you none.
-Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
-Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
-The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every morning’.
-Good judgment comes from experience and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
-Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
-If you get to thinking’ you’re a person of some influence, try ordering’ somebody else’s dog around.
-Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and enjoy the ride.
-Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just shoot you!

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